"CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker."

"The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie!"

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples."

"Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long."

"People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it."

"Television and film demand that people at all levels have brass balls or brass ovaries. Unfortunately, we live in the reign of the eunuch."

"True friendship is like sound health, the value is seldom appreciated until it is lost."

"Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."

"A lie travels farther than the truth."

"The trail is the thing, not the end of the trail. Travel too fast and you miss all you are traveling for."

"Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend."