"Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long."

"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."

"The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie!"

"The turtle lives 'twixt plated decksWhich practically conceal its sex.I think it clever of the turtleIn such a fix to be so fertile."

"Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long."

"When there are monsters there are miracles."

"To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead."

"VOTE, n. The instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country."

"Prayer doesn't change things. It changes people and they change things."

"Sweet are the slumbers of the virtuous man."

"Don't bend; don't water it down; don't try to make it logical; don't edit your own soul according to the fashion. Rather, follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly."

"There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good."