"A really companionable and indispensable dog is an accident of nature. You can't get it by breeding and you can't buy it with money. It just happens along."

"I almost think it is the ultimate destiny of science to exterminate the human race."

"Oh, come on. If you can't laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at?"

"Praise will come to those whose kindness leaves you without debt."

"That's part of American greatness, is discrimination. Yes, sir. Inequality, I think, breeds freedom and gives a man opportunity."

"If wisdom were on sale in the open market, the stupid would not even ask the price."

"Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct."

"You go to war with the Army you have. They鈥檙e not the Army you might want or wish to have at a later time."

"The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands."

"The argument that making contraceptives available to young people would prevent teen pregnancies is ridiculous. That's like offering a cookbook as a cure to people who are trying to lose weight."

"In soft regions are born soft men."

"Many things have fallen only to rise higher."