"Experience is a good school, but the fees are high."

"Advertising is the most potent influence in adapting and changing the habits and modes of life affecting what we eat, what we wear, and the work and play of a whole nation."

"God is dead, but fifty thousand social workers have risen to take his place."

"I am not an adventurer by choice but by fate."

"Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."

"Opera, n. A play representing life in another world whose inhabitants have no speech but song, no motions but gestures, and no postures but attitudes."

"Art is I; science is we."

"Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose."

"There is but one truly philosophical problem, and that is suicide."

"He has spent his life best who has enjoyed it most; God will take care that we do not enjoy it any more than is good for us."