"#3535. Contemporaneous exposition is in general the best."

"Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out."

"I understand life isn't fair, but why couldn't it just once be unfair in my favor?"

"The vision of a champion is someone who is bent over, drenched in sweat, at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching."

"There's a hero if you look inside your heart. You don't have to be afraid of what you are."

"Many attempts to communicate are nullified by saying too much."

"The highest manifestation of life consists in this: that a being governs its own actions. A thing which is always subject to the direction of another is somewhat of a dead thing."

"May all who love the Lord, love you and those who don't love you, may the Lord give them a limp so you can see them coming."

"If a nation is ruled by two kings, both the kings and their subjects will perish."

"A moment's thinking is an hour in words."

"Men seek but one thing in life - their pleasure."

"I don't want people to kiss my ass, I just want to get to a point where they can't kick it."