"Life? Don't talk to me about life!"

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."

"Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so."

"My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefor excused from saving Universes."

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

"One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say."

"You begin saving the world by saving one man at a time; all else is grandiose romanticism or politics."

"Run to meet the future or it's going to run you down."

"You can't base your life on the past or the present. You have to tell me about your future."

"Be not too hasty either with praise or blame; speak always as though you were giving evidence before the judgement-seat of the Gods."

"Everything on earth is created for a purpose, it's up to us to find out what purpose each thing serves."