"The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around."

"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever."

"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there."

"Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angles to San Francisco live there?"

"The trouble with Oakland is that when you get there, it's there."

"All American cars are basically Chevrolets."

"Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree."

"The greatest homage we can pay truth is to use it."

"It's not about the length of the posts. It's about the passion."

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."

"The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."