"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."

"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place."

"Anywhere is walking distance, if you've got the time."

"Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country."

"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it."

"You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time."

"The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced."

"It is never too late to be what you might have been."

"Even pleasure itself is a toil."

"Hold yourself responsible for a higher standard than anybody else expects of you. Never excuse yourself. Never pity yourself. Be a hard master to yourself - and be lenient to everybody else."

"Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts."

"My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me."