"The human heart is like a ship on a stormy sea driven about by winds blowing from all four corners of heaven."

"The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one."

"He who fears being conquered is sure of defeat."

"The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper."

"The gods do not protect fools. Fools are protected by more capable fools."

"There is no such thing as justice--in or out of court."

"I went to a convent in New York and was fired finally for my insistence that the Immaculate Conception was spontaneous combustion."

"Procrastination is the thief of time."

"There is a lion in the way; a lion is in the streets."

"Thou art not for the fashion of these times, where none will sweat but for promotion."