"You can't leave footprints in the sands of time by sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?"

"If I traveled to the end of the rainbow As Dame Fortune did intend, Murphy would be there to tell me The pot's at the other end."

"If one is to be an effective leader, one must willingly accept difference."

"What is not nailed down is mine. Anything that I can pry loose was not nailed down."

"Concern should drive us into action and not into depression."

"If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said 'No.'"

"The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and , if they can't find them, make them."

"Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke."

"For my own part, having had much trouble in growing old, I am in no hurry to grow young again."

"It is the province of knowledge to speak And it is the privilege of wisdom to listen."

"There is no great genius free from some tincture of madness."

"A tart temper never mellows with age, and a sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use."