"We're all in this alone."

"Why is it when we talk to God we're praying -- but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?"

"Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them."

"I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain."

"What's reality anyway? Nothing but a collective hunch."

"Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?"

"I begin to think, that a calm is not desirable in any situation in life....Man was made for action and for bustle too, I believe."

"The nicest thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from."

"A friend in power is a friend lost."

"No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness."

"The world is full of fools; and he who would not wish to see one, must not only shut himself up alone, but must also break his looking-glass."

"truth never perishes (Veritas numquam perit)"