"Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time."

"Bishops move diagonally. That's why they often turn up where the kings don't expect them to be."

"Pulling together is the aim of despotism and tyranny. Free men pull in all kinds of directions."

"If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter."

"A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores."

"[The pamphlet] was very patriotic. That is, it talked about killing foreigners."

"The untrodden path is choked by the weeds of tradition. Be not afraid to cut through."

"Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots?"

"Sometimes ya gotta do stuff 鈥檆ause it鈥檚 expected of ya, not 鈥檆ause of anything else."

"The greater the difficulty, the more the glory in surmounting it."

"When we are angry or depressed in our creativity, we have misplaced our power. We have allowed someone else to determine our worth, and then we are angry at being undervalued."

"You ought not to practice childish ways, since you are no longer that age."