"Do not accustom yourself to use big words for little matters."

"Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble."

"An injustice anywhere is an injustice everywhere."

"Hope is necessary in every condition."

"A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out."

"Few things are impossible to diligence and skill. Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance."

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."

"The road up and the road down is one and the same."

"When love is gone, there's always justice. And when justice is gone, there's always force. And when force is gone, there's always Mom. Hi, Mom!"

"Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is sign on as its accomplice. Instead of vowing to honor and obey, maybe we should swear to aid and abet."

"God reveals himself in the orderly harmony of what exists."

"Let everyone mind his own business, and endeavor to be what he was made."