"He's a complete and total psychopath. I don't mean that in the criminal sense, of course, but in a professional sense. People like that will do anything to hold on to their jobs."

"An ounce of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition."

"If I've done anything I'm sorry for, I'm willing to be forgiven."

"I long ago came to the conclusion that all life is six to five against."

"You can't expect a boy to be depraved until he has been to a good school."

"Go away. I'm all right."

"It is thrifty to prepare today for the wants of tomorrow."

"Guard well your spare moments. They are like uncut diamonds. Discard them and their value will never be known. Improve them and they will become the brightest gems in a useful life."

"A democracy is two wolves and a small lamb voting on what to have for dinner. Freedom under a constitutional republic is a well armed lamb contesting the vote."

"If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words."

"You don't know a woman until you have received a letter from her."

"Religion has no business to formulate social laws and insist on the difference between beings, because its aim and end is to obliterate all such fictions and monstrosities."