"The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is its inefficiency."

"Bees that have honey in their mouths have stings in their tails."

"I'd rather be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother."

"Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree what they are made of, where they come from, or how often the should appear."

"Memories of our lives, of our works and our deeds will continue in others."

"A waist is a terrible thing to mind."

"I was born on the prairies where the wind blew free and there was nothing to break the light of the sun. I was born where there were no enclosures..."

"Quit now, you'll never make it. If you disregard this advice, you'll be halfway there."

"He had a certain frankness and generosity, qualities indeed which turn to a man's ruin, unless tempered with discretion."

"There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge."